Wednesday, August 8, 2007

someone drank some haterade

It looks like I've hit the big time, people. I'm a real blogger now! I got my first piece of hate mail, anonymously, of course. In a nut shell, it read,
"Nobody thinks you are funny."

Can you see me liking my wounds? Ouch. Way to hit below the belt.(All of that being said with so much sarcasm, it makes Chandler from Friends sound like a serious person.) That's ok, you don't have to think I'm funny. I'm not trying to be funny. I just write whatever pops into my little brain. It's not like I'm sitting here at my computer for hours on end trying to come up with something hilarious to say. I have much better things to do like keeping my daughter from eating paper and my son from riding the vacuum like a skateboard. So if you don't think I'm funny and/ or like what I write, that can only be because:

1. You are JUST like me and what I say and how I say it hits way too close to home for you to think I'm funny.

or

2. You have no sense of humor and are a miserable person. Too miserable to find humor in any situation and therefore, you feel the need to make everyone else around you miserable too.

I guess there could be a 3rd reason: that I'm really not funny at all. But I crack myself up all the time so that couldn't be the reason.

PS. If you don't think I'm funny, what the H are you doing wasting your time by reading my blog? Go do something that makes you happy, like stealing candy from small children or egging a house.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey JoAnna,
well I think you are pretty funny! so there!
-Sarah ("sacake" from SS)

Frank said...

It just so happens that pretty much every time my google reader alerts my wife and I to a new post on your blog, that just moments later we're either dying of laughter or saying, "W did what???" Obviously you don't need us commenters to give you good comments to keep you going, but for what it's worth, we LOVE your blog!

kidletsmum said...

You crack me up, Jo! I had a nasty commenter for a while too. It does make you wonder why these people who don't like us keep coming back for more, doesn't it?

Leah said...

I think you are funny and I also think it is pretty cool that you fans, even if they hate you ...LOL.

BoBo said...

If someone is not willing to admit that they wrote the comment then their comment is not worth reading! Ignore them.
I live for your blog, it makes me feel closer to you and the kids.

clanelder said...

Jo, you are saving me dollars that I budgeted for mental health! I LOL from the inside out every time I read your blog...sorry soul who can't appreciate a greata sense of humor. Anyway, I'd like to see him trade places with you and be able to laugh. He' d be falling at your feet in admiration. Keep it up...you do your elders proud.

Jean said...

Well, you're way funnier than I am, so I wonder what your anonymous poster would think of me.

BoBo said...

Your secret admirer's comment "nobody thinks you're funny" is moronic. It makes about as much sense as saying - "nobody thinks you're not funny". How can nobody think? It was either written by an 8 yr old or one of your lowlife uncles trying to be funny.

P.S. I think you are

Hilary said...

For the record, I think you are hilarious. There. Proved that a-hole wrong!

(fairy) Godmother said...

EFF him Jo!
You are smart, witty and funny and pretty... I hate mean people.

Anonymous said...

Did someone really write that to you? Shame on them! Maybe the person was joking? Anyway, I think you're fabulous, JoAnna. I like reading your take on life, plus hearing about your family. All good stuff!
Tina U

Stefanie said...

I think you are hilarious. You have always been confident and outspoken and for some reason that makes people jealous of you. As long as I have known you, people have been jealous of you. You are a great person and a funny friend. Thanks for all the laughs from your blog.